Cycling part 2

Cycling had its part to play my downfall. Einstein thought up the theory of relativity whilst riding his bike. I plotted to rebel, to enact my silent protest against a brain-dicing system, whilst cycling. The bike put the pointless targets into perspective, made the absurd world a place where even I could reside. The bone shaker was a finer invention than the apple-peeler and slicer. Kitchen utensils don't help you think, or question the relativity of data, the absurd levels of panic educational leadership drives people to, all that acidic dissolving of altruism by expediency. All this and more transpired whilst in the zone, pedalling to an unfolding horizon. It was all the bicycle's fault.